Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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