I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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