put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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