You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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