everyone is single if you try hard enough
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
