he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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