i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i was born a porn star she said
its not stalking. its research.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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