I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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