my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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