Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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