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If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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