I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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