is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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