apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
