it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He did a backflip because drugs
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