I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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