Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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