how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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