Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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