when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Dignity is for republicans.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
i think i just lost a toe
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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