I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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