Pappa wants mamma naked
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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