She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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