Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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