'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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