I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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