Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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