the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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