He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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