We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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