remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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