There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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