Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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