Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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