We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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