YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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