rhymes with "ouble enetration"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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