either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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