Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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