Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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