Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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