im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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