i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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