I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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