i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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