I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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