Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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