You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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