I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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