The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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