Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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