she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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