My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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